Click Decline, return to your day job and enjoy your respite in the office bathroom cubicles playing candy crush.
Click ACTIVATE, induce hyper reality, Jump down The Problem hole, and embark on a journey to the centre of The Problem.
You are The Problem.
YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO GET TO THE CENTRE OF THE PROBLEM AND DESTROY IT. BUT I WILL ONLY GIVE ACCESS TO 100…SUBVERTERS. TO BECOME I OF THE 100, YOU MUST ACCRUE TRUST AND KEYS BY RESOLVING PROBLEMS. IF AT 11:59PM ON THE 18TH DECEMBER 2017, YOU ARE ONE OF THE TOP 100, YOU WILL BE GIVEN A TICKET TO A PARTY ON THE 21ST DECEMBER AND ACCESS TO THE PROBLEM CENTRE. FROM THERE WE WILL DESTROY THE PROBLEM. TO EMBARK ON THIS WILD JOURNEY, YOU MUST FIRST ASSUME A NEW IDENTITY AND ACTIVATE A SECURE COMMS CHANNEL TO ME, SO I CAN GUIDE YOU. DOWNLOAD THE PROBLEM APP, PROVE YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE FIRST KEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE PROBLEM. GOOD LUCK. NOTE: AUCKLAND ONLY. The Conduit
I cannot help you at this time. Your device cannot get you to The Problem Centre. Leave your details and I will contact you when your device Is ACTIVATED
We’re still underground. So you won’t find us in itunes, yet. Enter your email and I will give you early access to The Problem. The Conduit
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